PARIKSHIT
There was a man called Mufatlal,
Who thought himself a very good pal.
Cut his hair rather oddly one day,
Just cos it was long and he preferred it to not go astray.
But one dark and lonely night,
Someone tiptoed into his room to make things right.
Whilst Mufti was dreaming of hair gels, fast asleep..
Something happened which would even scare a sheep.
Early next day he awoke,
And in the mirror he saw his reflection.. he was a bald bloke!
LALIT
There was a man called Lalit,
Who loved to look very fit..
Benches and dumbells,
Paneer and falafels..
He parties and shops,
works, and of course - mops.
Cooks some lovely food,
He's modest, and nowhere rude.
Table tennis he plays..
Funky moves he displays.
Although with time his game moves faster,
He is yet to beat the master..
But never mind all this right now,
cos today.. it's like WOW!
Why some people ask?
Is it cos Lalit's walking around with a mask?
A mask? What? ehm no..
It's the day his family first saw his toe!
Kyaaa?? Nei understanding he.. People said.
Standing in the corner, Lalit's face turned slightly red.
With a shy indian smile,
and his very own style..
It's my birthday today everyone! He yelled..
Look at me, my hairs all gelled!
I'm so happy, I could dance all day long..
But before that, go buy me a pint and let's jam to the heppi budde song!
There was a man called Mufatlal,
Who thought himself a very good pal.
Cut his hair rather oddly one day,
Just cos it was long and he preferred it to not go astray.
But one dark and lonely night,
Someone tiptoed into his room to make things right.
Whilst Mufti was dreaming of hair gels, fast asleep..
Something happened which would even scare a sheep.
Early next day he awoke,
And in the mirror he saw his reflection.. he was a bald bloke!
LALIT
There was a man called Lalit,
Who loved to look very fit..
Benches and dumbells,
Paneer and falafels..
He parties and shops,
works, and of course - mops.
Cooks some lovely food,
He's modest, and nowhere rude.
Table tennis he plays..
Funky moves he displays.
Although with time his game moves faster,
He is yet to beat the master..
But never mind all this right now,
cos today.. it's like WOW!
Why some people ask?
Is it cos Lalit's walking around with a mask?
A mask? What? ehm no..
It's the day his family first saw his toe!
Kyaaa?? Nei understanding he.. People said.
Standing in the corner, Lalit's face turned slightly red.
With a shy indian smile,
and his very own style..
It's my birthday today everyone! He yelled..
Look at me, my hairs all gelled!
I'm so happy, I could dance all day long..
But before that, go buy me a pint and let's jam to the heppi budde song!